November 2008

Ancient Chinese stoner loses his stash: oldest marijuana ever found

Roll over Cheech and Chong. East India Dock Company and HSBC (former Midland Bank), your opium-addled drug-running days in China were 2,500 years too late. The world’s oldest stash of marijuana has been found in a shaman’s tomb in the outlands of China. “The region of China where the tomb is located, Xinjiang, is considered

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Conrad Black begs Bush’s pardon: demonstrates perfect manners

Convicted felon Conrad Black is begging George Bush’s pardon in the dying days of the presidency. He may be a thieving swine who looted his own empire but it’s nice to see the upper classes still have perfect manners. In prison since March this year for obstruction of justice and defrauding his stockholders, Black has

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Israel installs Robocop kill zones in Gaza

Alarming news that Israel has finally installed automated kill zones around Gaza with the “See-Shoot” Sentry-Tech system. They can now exterminate stone-throwing children and a whole range of civilians along with with stray dogs, livestock, pigeons, and the army doesn’t have to break into a sweat or even watch. Some of this technology has been

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