Raw octopus spunk impregnates woman’s mouth
Aargh! Official: octopussy is safer than octocock. Tiny octopuddies implant themselves in a woman’s delicate mucous membrane when ejaculated during a sushi meal. Sex and food, my favourite combo. True and gruesome, fugu fish now has a rival in culinary Russian Roulette. And I thought liver flukes were all you had to worry about. Watch […]
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