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Mayor Boris Johnson seeks Madam Miaow’s approval for London erection

Crikey! Well, Boris. It’s big. And it’s red. It certainly gets my attention. No more TV reception worries for you. Were you trying for Tatlin’s Tower, that revolutionary celebration of modernism? Only ninety-odd years too late. And I’m not sure the Bolsheviks, whose 1917 victory it was conceived to commemorate, are your cup of cha. […]

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Neither the Guardian nor China: Madam Miaow globally banned

So, the commie tsars of the Guardian Trust and the Beijing regime join hands to prevent my words polluting the precious bodily fluids of sensitive liberals and impressionable proletarians alike. I’m now banned at The Guardian‘s Comment Is Free as well as by the Great Firewall of China. C’mon guys, make your minds up. I’m

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Gordon Brown signs Briton’s death warrant in China

Being implacably opposed to the death penalty, I hope that China will put to one side the dishonest, unprincipled, British government and media dissembling over Copenhagen and show mercy to Akmal Shaikh, the British man caught smuggling four kilograms of heroin. It now appears he was mentally ill and deserving of clemency. In the face

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